Vince Staples wants $2m to "shut the fuck up forever".

Ivan Schwartz
March 10, 2018

The Long Beach, CA, rapper has launched a NSFW GoFundMe campaign to raise a cool $2 million in order to fund an early retirement.

Citing recent complaints about his shows, Staples urges people either pony up or "get the fuck off my dick".

Vince Staples has always been THE most comical rapper in the industry, never caring what anyone has to say about him or his politics. He offered his detractors the option of "funding his lifestyle" so he won't have to make songs using "robot video game beats". "We would like to apologize for that".

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Staples go on to explain, "On, you can decide to donate to the cause of two million, which will allow me to shut the f*** up forever, and you will never hear from me again". If not, you can choose to let me do what the fuck I want to do, when I want to do it. Get off of my d***, or fund my lifestyle. "Either way we appreciate you", he said at the end of the one-minute video clip.

The clever marketing strategy could lead up to a new album from Staples, who released his sophomore album Big Fish Theory last June. Specifically he says he will spend the donations on moving to Palmdale plus buying a puppy, a Honda, and "soup for the homies locked down".

So far, he has only raised $274 of the $2 million target. "Keep doing what you do man, you're too talented!"

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