Late-Night Hosts Tee Off on Opening of US Embassy in Jerusalem

Ruben Ruiz
May 16, 2018

"Now we've just got to destabilize Antarctica and we'll have global crisis bingo", joked Colbert.

The couple received the blessing from Sephardic Chief Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef on Sunday, May 13, during a visit to Israel ahead of the opening of the new United States embassy, Newsweek reports. In the days before the embassy opening, however, Trump supporters reportedly felt vindicated by the relative lack of violence. But according to the US ambassador to Israel, the act of moving the embassy sends the message to Israel that 'You are not alone'.

"As Israel turns 70, the seek for an enduring peace turns over a brand new leaf: one among realism and of not being afraid to face strongly with our allies for what is sweet, for what is true, and for what's true", Kushner stated Monday.

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"We believe that it is possible for both sides to gain more than they give so all people can live in peace, safe from danger, free from fear and able to pursue their dreams", he added, as split-screen images of the speech juxtaposed footage of bloodied Palestinians confronting Israeli soldiers. "They're the angry ones", he started off. Colbert then played a clip of Kushner speaking, overlaid with audio of a comically high-pitched voice reading his speech.

The comedian said that Trump couldn't attend the opening in Jerusalem, "so, instead, he sent Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken", i.e. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

"Which is ideal", Noah said, "because a lot of people don't know this, but that team only won their league because [former Federal Bureau of Investigation director] James Comey stepped in and tripped a player on the opposing team". "It's like saying, 'When the house is finally burned down, we will look back and remember that this journey started when we chose to install a deep fat fryer in the living room.' And Ivanka welcomed the crowd on behalf of her father by saying this". And, no, the "on" there was not a typo - she actually said that. The holy city, after all, is also claimed by Palestinians; for decades, the United States has avoided recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel for fear of scuppering any chance at a two-state solution. Certainly feels like he's on us. "I believe peace is within reach if we dare to believe the future can be different from the past".

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